[Verse 1]
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado (Hmm)
Sit around and get high, sippin' some white wine out the bottle (Bottle)
I threw my phone into a lake and watch it sink to a better place, down at the bottom
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado

[Chorus]
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke
Down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife
Wе'd start a brand-new life and nevеr be lonely
Swear to God, I am going not that far
But I know I won't (I know I won't)
Yeah, I know I won't (I know I won't, I know I)

[Verse 2]
Who am I kiddin', I'm addicted to the chip on my shoulder (Hmm)
I like it best breakin' a sweat, so why go somewhere that is colder
And I'll admit it would be nice to meet some guy who's not my type and move to Boulder
But I think I'll probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado (I think I'll probably hate my life)

[Chorus]
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to finally let go
But it's an empty dream, that shit's not meant for me
I'd choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't
Swear to God, I am going not that far
But I know I won't (I know I won't)
Yeah, I know I won't (I know, I know, I know)
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leavin'
This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
Yeah, I'll stay right here

[Outro]
I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
I'll stay right here (It's alright here)
I'll stay right here (I'm used to having)
Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right here)
I'll stay right here