[Skit: Inflect & Darkside]
Man, I’m just sick of everyone
Would you like to join The Darkside?
What’s The Darkside?
Well, would you like me to show you?
Sure
Follow me
The people who are listening right now, you too can be a part of The Darkside
If you don’t know who, or what The Darkside is
Then you should probably leave
Otherwise, welcome, to The Darkside