[Skit: Inflect, Darkside, & Newscaster]
Enjoy your stay?
What do you mean?
Where was I?
And, what happened?
Did you enjoy your stay?!
I, I mean kind of, it, it felt, different
And was that different, good?
I mean I’d say so
Good, now Inflect, are you a part of The Darkside?
You know what, sure
Good, good choice
Welcome to The Darkside
Well what’s going to happen now? (Well what’s going to happen now?)
You’ll figure that out soon, I’m glad you enjoyed your stay
*Ambulance Siren*
Local boy found dead in his home
Reporters say the boy has been killed by an unknown entity
Within the boys room, his walls were covered with disturbing writings. Many of these writings contained the following, “Join The Darkside,”
“The boy chose this,” and the last one being, “We will take over.”
We will discuss this story later on into the night, but for now, stay tuned