Hey guys, Johnny Depp here
My goofy ahh ex-wife took a poop in my bed
(Rehehehehe)
I farted in the court room and blamed it on the judge
(It wasn't me!)
My sister tried to do bad things to my baby maker
(What?!)
So, I gave her a knuckle sandwich
(Owie!)
I crashed my Ford Focused into a grandma's wheelchair