[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m pushin' dingle
Yeah, I’m pushin' dingle
I’m pushin' dingle

[Verse 1]
Okay, there’s this bitch on my bus
She is very annoying, talks nonstop
And won’t ever shut up
One of these days I’m gonna bring
A weapon on the bus and shoot that bitch to death
Once it’s done, I will be praised beyond all belief
For getting rid of such cancer to the earth
If I see her outside of school
I will beat her up on the streets, and throw her corpse into a volcano

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m pushin' dingle
Yeah, I’m pushin' dingle
I’m pushin' dingle, yeah

[Verse 2]
I’m not sexist
Sorry if you're offended by facts
Saying there are 2 genders is not sexual harassment
Jordan, you are wrong and need to do some research
Re-evaluate your life, wake up to the truth
You will not push more dingle than me
Sad how someone in pre algebra isn’t smart enough
To know common logic, also how does the "Why are u gay meme” offend you?
It’s literally just a meme, not something to kill a friendship over
And also do some research while you're at it too!
[Chorus]
'Cause bitch, I’m pushin' dingle
Bitch, you are not
Yeah, I’m pushin' dingle!

[Verse 3]
Okay I’ll focus my attention to other things happening around my school
So far, people are acting gay, pretending to jack off in class
Being fake lesbian and trans
Everyone around my school is acting like they are gay and taking it to unnecessary extremes, just for clout
“oH hEy I jAcKeD oFf In tHe mIdDlE oF cLaSs ThIS mOrNiNg!” Bitch nobody wanted to know that!
Why do you think that it will gain you clout to lie about jacking off in school
It won’t get you anywhere except the land of freaks, this is even worse than 9/11, the kids at my school are fucking dumb as fuck
And sadly there stupidity actually gains them clout, and it’s fucking stupid
I mean, what kind of disease do you have that enables you bitches to be so fucking rude to teachers and lie about your own life
‘Cause in this time, it’s cool to pretend like your a depressed freak who jacks off to Pornhub all the time
It’s fucking dumb as fuck

[Chorus]
BUT I'M PUSHIN' DINGLE
I’m pushin' dingle, bro
I'M PUSHIN' DINGLE, yeah

[Outro]
Don’t worry, they just suck
Yeah, they suck