Got two fat bitches on the couch
Two BBWs (fat bitches)
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy
Like Uncrustable (like uncrust-)
Bounce-bounce-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
(like she jumpable)
She licking on my dick
Like a motherfucking Lunchable (like a lunchable)
Eat the dick good
Spit it out like a Beluga Whale
Young n***a, going hammer time
I'mma beat the nail (the nail)
Dick so god damn long
Look like the Oregon Trail (aah)
She gon fantasize about this dick
Like it’s a fairytale (I'mma bust!)

Wait, wait, what?
What'd I say? (what the fuck?)
Fuck is a drive thru?
Take a bitch to the buffet (to the buffet)
Bitch so god damn hungry
She ate the fuckin’ plate (god damn!)
Tried to hand her salads
Now she slappin' shit up out my face (stupid bitch)
Fe fi fo fum
Dom please feed me (feed me!)
Fe fi fo fum
The bitch tried to eat me (tried to eat me)
She ain't vegetarian
The way she slurpin' on the meat
She tryna order more food
I'm asking for the check please (yeah)

Got two fat bitches on the couch
Two BBWs (fat bitches)
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy
Like Uncrustable (like uncrust-)
Bounce-bounce-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
(like she jumpable)
She licking on my dick
Like a motherfucking Lunchable (like a lunchable)
Eat the dick good
Spit it out like a Beluga Whale
Young n***a, going hammer time
I'mma beat the nail (the nail)
Dick so god damn long
Look like the Oregon Trail (aah)
She gon fantasize about this dick
Like it's a fairytale (I'mma bust!)
Suffocating from them boobies
I cannot relax (no, no)
We went and Netflix and chilled
SIKE! the bitch wanted snacks (god damn!)
This bitch tried to put on Norbit
That’s your twin bitch relax (relax hoe)
Actually, get up on that treadmill
And run them fuckin’ laps (go on and run them fuckin' shits)
Go ahead and run them fuckin’ meters
You get faster, I'mma feed you
Tried to give her a can of Sprite
But now she want the whole liter
God damn bitch
Can you stop motherfucking eating? (god damn!)
You gaining weight faster
Than my hairline receding (bitch!)

Got two fat bitches on the couch
Two BBWs (fat bitches)
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy
Like Uncrustable (like uncrust-)
Bounce-bounce-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
(like she jumpable)
She licking on my dick
Like a motherfucking Lunchable (like a lunchable)
Eat the dick good
Spit it out like a Beluga Whale
Young n***a, going hammer time
I'mma beat the nail (the nail)
Dick so god damn long
Look like the Oregon Trail (aah)
She gon fantasize about this dick
Like it's a fairytale (I’mma bust!)
(Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions)
(Yeah n***a)
Yeah
That lil' bitch fantasize about the dick ('bout this dick)
Bend her ass over
I'mma give the bitch my fuckin' dick
You wanna play
With Quanny Wanny
Yeah, that's fuckin' it
I'm the realest n***a that there ever was
And ever is (you know I am)
N***a I'm shittin' and pissin'
All on these bitches (bitches)
I fuck a fat bitch, in Walmart
Near the dishes (dishes)
Two days later
My fuckin' balls started itchin
Hold up n***a, I gotta get louder (yeah, yeah)
See these hoes, they keep playin'
With a young n***a Quanny (yeah, Quanny)
Fuckin' on a mexican bitch
Her name is Juani (Juani)
I'm fuckin' on an asian bitch
She's so honey (honey)
She lickin' on my meat
Yeah, she lickin' my bologna (she lick my dick)
She finna eat my dick up
Like Matt Stonie (yeah)
The pussy so creamy
You can call it macaroni (macaroni)
I'm fuckin' on some robot pussy
Made by Sony
These bitches call me sick as hell
Call me Coroni (-roni)
I put the peanut butter and jelly
All on my balls (on my balls)
I told her "Get the fuck down on your knees
And lick it all" (lick it all)
Ooh I heard you n***as in trouble
Better call Saul (yeah)
Ooh I heard that n***a want the hands
You better walk off
The n***a finna get the fuckin gun
I'mma pop off (yeah)
Get the bag up off your head
And n***a I'mma drop you off (gonna drop you off)