[Intro]
Welcome to the Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions diss track
N***as been telling me to do this shit for a long ass time
I had to get on fuckin' WhiteBoyEm
Fuck you, n***a

[Verse 1]
You ain’t Speed lil n***a, you slow
IShowSpeed? more like, iShowNoHoes
You couldn’t be yourself, so you had to steal a flow
And your head fat as fuck, but you already know
You do not wanna play with me, pull up with the semi
Told a n***a give me, finna pork your bitch I call her piggy
Don’t play with me, niggy, finna smoke you like a fuckin' ciggy
Pull up with the blicky, and you will not wake up just like Chrissy, finna leave you pissing
Like I’m Michael Myers, finna slash your head open just like a tire
Caught your mother on the corner selling coochie, I'ma buy her
Then I’m finna pass her ass around just like a party flyer
Call me naughty plumber, leave the house right after my Peter pipes her
Whip a pickle, then she pop a titty at me, slip her a nickel
(God damn I just got sidetracked as fuck)

[Verse 2]
Let’s get right back into it
Bitch, are you serious right neow? Fuck you Emerson
Call a n***a snake, leave him slithering
Only thing you have in common with Speed is, you like kissing men
But, then again that’s just cause you really do not get bitches
Better lilo, lay low, I’ll give you stitches
Then I’ll steal your bitches, phone digits
And you look like a frog, ri-ri-ribbit, nah I’m kidding
You better listen, fuck n***a, to what I’m dishin’
I do not fight chickens, do I look like Peter Griffin? (Y’all don’t get that bar)
Sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached
Justin Bieber lookin' ass n***a, go and eat a peach
You are not iShowSpeed, n***a you’re a leech
You look like Darren Watkins if he got bleached
5’2” lookin' ass n***a you don’t got reach
You look like an uncircumcised dick, that got cheese
I’ll smack you in your motherfucking head, go cry to papi
Look like a German, W X, Y are you not Z? (Nazi)
[Verse 3]
Ahhhhhhhhh, youuu!
You don’t really deserve the clout, but I had to release this diss just to air you out
And I know you won’t respond 'cause lil' n***a you’re a clown
Shake Shake, Shake, Shake, shake, wait n***a-
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait-
Your head shaped like a plate, plate, plate, plate, plate
Finna pull up to your state, like I’m Chief Keef, end it off with a bang, bang

[Outro]
Yeah, I had to make shit quick, you know what it is, man
Real trippin' the n***a from the block, real trap shit