Jeffery Pine Cooter was arrested for mopping the floor with his brother's head that got tangled on a foot-massaging Asian doorknob that was impregnated by a fake Michael Jackson bedsheet with the lube droplets off his white butt cheeks that were lost in the Upside Down when Will bought a Demogorgon dildo to play with his hoo-ha in the back of a Macy's parking lot that had a breakdancing mailman security guard with extra-stupid strawberry strudel on the side of his Arby's meat melted sandwich that was left unbothered by a wild naked bear in the wildеrness that was caught urinating in a diaper full on unhinged еmo kid waffle syrup, that was slapped by Will Smith, then pooped on by Amber Heard in a Denny's bathroom, next to a twin-sized bed that was on the roof attached to a homeless man named Skibidi Doof Wopple.