[Intro: Anybody Killa]
The number you have reached is not in service at this time
What the fuck?
And there is no new number
Please be sure you have checked the telephone directory
For the right number before dialing correctly
Oh hell no

[Verse 1: Anybody Killa, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, Esham]
I'll take a phone book and beat you in the face
1-800 get your jaw replaced (Bitch)
I'm not answerin', stop dialin' my digits
Actin' like you had a chance with it
Aftеr I slip my dick in, you gotta start trippin'
You won't leave my fuckin' phone alonе, you and your bitches
I'm 'bout to send some anthrax, get my baby's mamas back
Stupid ho, quit callin', you owe me phone tax
Quit callin' me, bitch, you appalling me
I dissed you hard as can be, you still all up on me
You don't know a rap star, you met one, bitch
Got your pussy and mouth fucked on and ditched
Bitch bitch bitch bitch is all you heard when I picked up the phone
So quick so fast to the dome
If you would like to make a call
Please hang up and try again
[Chorus]
Bitch, quit callin', (Come on) hang up the phone (Nobody home)
You need to leave real rydas alone (Leave me alone)
Don't call us, (No) we'll call you (Bitch)
Don't get at me, never mind, we cool

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Anybody Killa, Esham]
At the club I come swingin' off the chandelier, the man is here
I'm like Stone Cold, people throw me cans of beer
And bitches wanna party with me again, need to forget me though
'Cause bitch, you can't get with me no more
I'm sorry that you're only seventeen
Your bad, Daddy mad, you're his little prom queen (Hey!)
But thick stab from the back, nut rag, rub you clean
You still wanna put it down? Tell 'em stop callin' me
Uh, stop callin', you gettin' on my nerves
Take me to the old days, send a messenger
So I can just shut him up
'Cause every time bad news is brought to me, I just wanna cut him up
Yeah, yeah, bitch, stop callin' me, lyin'
Yeah, yeah, ho, stop callin' me, cryin'
Yeah, yeah, bitch, stop callin' me, tryin'
Matter of fact, call him up, I heard Hugh Hefner's hirin'

[Chorus]
Bitch, quit callin', hang up the phone (Nobody home)
You need to leave real rydas alone (Leave me alone)
Don't call us, (No) we'll call you (Bitch)
Don't get at me, never mind, we cool
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, Anybody Killa, Esham]
Been no sound since five o' clock
Five thirty already, wanna see some panties drop
Now it's quarter to, Nokia, ring!
Hit the red shut up button, bitch, stop callin' me
Bitch, you got the nerve to call me collect
I need to slap you in the mouth with a bat
You only gave me head, the baby ain't mine
So quit callin' me, please, you're tyin' up my only line
Please leave a message, but only if it's cool, like
"I got the weed and the brew, come on through!"
Instead I hear shit like I missed out
Because of eight drunk asses I've forgotten about
Bitch, I ain't even gonne fuck you, you can't even blow me
Matter of fact, you gotta throw me like you know me
My homies wanna cut somethin' like shinobi
You made five thousand a day, bitch, you owe me

[Chorus]
Bitch, quit callin', hang up the phone (Nobody home)
You need to leave real rydas alone (Leave me alone)
Don't call us, (No) we'll call you (Bitch)
Don't get at me, never mind, we cool

[Outro: Violent J]
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Leave me alone
Leave me alone, bitch
Leave me alone
Leave me alone, bitch