[Verse 1: Violent J]
It's all about time and chance, it's gotta be
You got trailer park moms winning Powerball lottery
And if a little girl gets stuck in a well
You got the whole world feeling the hell and trying to help
We got good intentions, maybe bad ideas
Like hittin' fine nedens laced with gonorrhea
But the adventure is real and ain't nobody alone
Especially me, so come the hell on, let's get home
I got chickens to pluck, we be in Rich's truck
At the Mexican fеstival hittin' switches
The bed bе elevating, no hating, only congratulating
And the hoes steady tail gating with they neden holes waitin'
On Dayton's, man that truck was so tight
That's why I'm tryin' to go back, sometimes it be alright
And the rest of the drama, I can walk right through
I'm tryna see a wheel chair, a hot nurse, at a hundred and two years old

[Pre-Chorus: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Blaze]
And the tree... And the herb? And the smoke? And the ganj?
The tree is alright

[Chorus: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
It ain't much going on, but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds
(Sometimes) And it can't be wrong
Because some of them nights, the moon be shinin'
(Sometimes) Like a world of gold
So much unexplored, and I be climbin'
Homies rhymin', heaven I'm in, people can do they thing
[Post-Chorus 1: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
And mine is singin', (Singin') I'm singin'
Like Michael Jackson, y'all (Jump [?], toe stand, [?])
I said I'm singin', (Singin') I'm singin'
With out the little boys and the plastic nose

[Verse 2: Violent J]
We kick the wicked **** in packed-ass clubs
We scrubs, your everyday Joe's, Mike's, and Tom Dub's
But that's our thing, and we love that ****
And people sick, thinkin' wicked **** gon' quit
Tell me why do stress be, L-I-F-E
Everyday's a new adventure for the fella's with me
We only got so long, I'm tryna get out and see
I'm tryna get out and be, who tryna do it like me?
You might see from above, you might fall in love
You might hit a little somethin' from the back like what
You might discover your niche, and look you ain't a bitch
All this just days after you was gon' quit
I ain't on some mother, you punk-ass buster
This here for Juggalos, we talkin' to each other
Not them other hoes, we shudder those hoes to back rows
And crack those Faygo's and the place explodes

[Pre-Chorus: Violent J, Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Blaze]
And the kush... And the green? And the sess? And the dro?
The kush is alright
[Chorus: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
It ain't much going on, but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds
(Sometimes) And it can't be wrong
Because some of them nights, the moon be shinin'
(Sometimes) Like a world of gold
So much unexplored, and I be climbin'
Homies rhymin', heaven I'm in, people can do they thing

[Post-Chorus 2: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
And mine is singin', (Singin') I'm singin'
Like Eddie Vedder only better
I said I'm singin', (Singin') singin'
And makin' cheddar somehow, and smokin' shredder somehow, wow

[Chorus: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
It ain't much going on, but that's where I belong
Because some of them days be shiny diamonds
(Sometimes) And it can't be wrong
Because some of them nights, the moon be shinin'
(Sometimes) Like a world of gold
So much unexplored, and I be climbin'
Homies rhymin', heaven I'm in, people can do they thing

[Post-Chorus 3: Violent J, Legz Diamond]
And mine is singin', (Singin') I'm singin'
Like Axl Rose and them, when he was with Slash and them
I said I'm singing, (Singin') I'm singin'
Singin', singin', singin'