[Verse 1]
Hair in your face, boys in your phone
And you say they all look just like me?

[Chorus]
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair

[Verse 2]
Got nothing to do, spent my birthday on gas
Had nothing to eat so I put it in the past

[Chorus]
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair

Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair
Stop reading the newspaper and dye your hair