[Intro]
(Aaah, ya-ya-ya-ya)

[Chorus 1]
I am always mean to Jews
Push 'em around like a bad dude
I always wanna tell 'em what to do
Put 'em on a train to places they have never been to
Maybe they would find it cool
I'm so mean to Jews, Gypsies, and Asian browns too
I ain't wanna kill 'em, they're cute
Just wanted their shoes
Took the gold out of their tooth
I just wanna hang out with you

[Verse 1]
I just have a bad wrap
Spent all my money on gas
They don't know me when they attack
Baby, I am not that bad
I hang out with Japanese
Maybe order some Chinese
(To die)
They edit parts out of my interviews
I said, I wanna be good friend with the Jews
They cut that out, but kept the mad dude
Now we know why no one trusts the news
[Pre-Chours]
They take out of context when I try to kill them
"Lol jk just trolling"
That won't be on CNN

[Chorus 2]
I am always mean to Jews
Put them in a camp with great pool
Feed 'em pita and Zankou
Sorry if it ain't cool
Hanging with your friends playing pool
Please, send complaints to 1942 Adolf Blvd, Hamburg
Sorry, your vacation isn't cool
Next time, I'll send you to get a tan in Cancun
I promise to be better, thank you

[Verse 2]
So, every time I see you now and I say "hello"
(Hi)
You just walk by and act like you didn't look
Did you forget all the good times I gave you?
You never even paid me for the train ride
I should have gave them cages plated in gold
Yu-Gi-Oh cards and PlayStation 4
With fish stickers on the wall and the ceiling
Disco ball and the DJ spinning
[Pre-Chorus]
It's been pretty tough since the German Depression
If I came off rough, it was not my intention

[Chorus 3]
I am always mean to Jews
Push 'em around like a bad dude
When they tell me F you
Better pray to baby Jesus
You wouldn't like me angry at you
I'm so mean to Jews
I don't really hate them, it's cool
I don't want to kill them, let's truce
Let's go on a gay cruise
Drink a bottle of Grey Goose
Smoke a little meth and bang dudes
Ya!

[Outro: spoken]
I hate it here. I live in this little backwater town, like, in the f**kin' middle of nowhere. And, today I'm gonna show you how f**kin' retarded and smallminded and discriminating this town really is. Okay?