Ivy Robbins and Heidi Thomas
No Way
[Verse 1]
[RAVEN]
Woah, hey stop right there
[JEST, spoken]
What?
[HATTA, sung]
You two were quite the pair
[JEST, spoken]
Ugh! Shut up!
[HATTA and RAVEN, sung]
It’s clear that something’s starting and we can’t have that
[JEST, sung]
Now I know what you might think
But between me and her there is no link
This is all just another trick from my hat
I’d never compromise our mission you know
[HATTA & RAVEN]
If you say so
[Chorus 1]
[JEST]
So don’t jump to conclusions
I don’t got a thing for her
I’m just full of confusion
She’s just not like other girls
[HATTA]
We got a job to do
Oh oh
So don’t go fall in love
[JEST]
You got no reason to worry
There’s no way I’ll fall in love
[Verse 2]
[JEST]
I know it! She’s the one
She’ll be the queen before we’re done
I guarantee the plan will bе a success!
[HATTA]
You must be careful
[RAVEN]
Your hеart is clearly vulnerable
[JEST]
Come on guys please don't worry, you know I got this!
[RAVEN & HATTA]
Don’t go lose your head over this girl
[JEST]
I’m not an amateur
[Chorus 2]
[JEST]
You guys don’t get it
This is all an act
I’m sure to steal her heart
And go back through the Looking Glass
[RAVEN]
You’ve got to be more careful, Jest
Or else you’ll fall in love
[HATTA]
We know you well enough to see
You’re gonna fall in love
[JEST]
My friends I assure you, there’s no way I’ll fall in love
[CATH, spoken]
I was invited to a tea party. Not with the King, with his court joker!
[MARY ANN, spoken]
In the middle of the night!? And you went!?
[CATH, spoken]
It was a secret tea party! At a hat shoppe! It was wonderful Mary Ann!
[Bridge]
[CATH, sung]
I know, his station’s beneath me
We’re different, yes it’s true
But he leaves me full of excitement
I think he’s fond of me too…
[MARY ANN]
But he’s far too rash
And he stole you away
I don’t understand
What happened?
Why didn’t you stay
[CATH]
The way he held my hand!
[Chorus 3]
[JEST] You got no reason to worry
[CATH] There’s something so enticing
[JEST] Cause I won’t fall in love
[CATH] About breaking all the rules
[JEST] My heart is guarded
[CATH] My mother would be mortified
[JEST] There’s nothing to be careful of
[CATH] By tea parties with fools
[HATTA & RAVEN]
We’ve got a mission to fulfill-
[MARY ANN]
-So don’t go fall in love
[HATTA, RAVEN, & MARY ANN]
There’s just too much at stake oh oh
You can’t go fall in love
[JEST] That I can assure you
[CATH] That I can’t assure you
[JEST] It won’t come to be true
[CATH] It might come to be true
[JEST] There’s no way I’ll fall in love!
[CATH] I might be falling in love!