Ivy Robbins and Heidi Thomas
No Way
[Verse 1]

[RAVEN]
Woah, hey stop right there

[JEST, spoken]
What?

[HATTA, sung]
You two were quite the pair

[JEST, spoken]
Ugh! Shut up!

[HATTA and RAVEN, sung]
It’s clear that something’s starting and we can’t have that

[JEST, sung]
Now I know what you might think
But between me and her there is no link
This is all just another trick from my hat
I’d never compromise our mission you know

[HATTA & RAVEN]
If you say so
[Chorus 1]

[JEST]
So don’t jump to conclusions
I don’t got a thing for her
I’m just full of confusion
She’s just not like other girls

[HATTA]
We got a job to do
Oh oh
So don’t go fall in love

[JEST]
You got no reason to worry
There’s no way I’ll fall in love

[Verse 2]

[JEST]
I know it! She’s the one
She’ll be the queen before we’re done
I guarantee the plan will bе a success!

[HATTA]
You must be careful
[RAVEN]
Your hеart is clearly vulnerable

[JEST]
Come on guys please don't worry, you know I got this!

[RAVEN & HATTA]
Don’t go lose your head over this girl

[JEST]
I’m not an amateur

[Chorus 2]

[JEST]
You guys don’t get it
This is all an act
I’m sure to steal her heart
And go back through the Looking Glass

[RAVEN]
You’ve got to be more careful, Jest
Or else you’ll fall in love

[HATTA]
We know you well enough to see
You’re gonna fall in love
[JEST]
My friends I assure you, there’s no way I’ll fall in love

[CATH, spoken]
I was invited to a tea party. Not with the King, with his court joker!

[MARY ANN, spoken]
In the middle of the night!? And you went!?

[CATH, spoken]
It was a secret tea party! At a hat shoppe! It was wonderful Mary Ann!

[Bridge]

[CATH, sung]
I know, his station’s beneath me
We’re different, yes it’s true
But he leaves me full of excitement
I think he’s fond of me too…

[MARY ANN]
But he’s far too rash
And he stole you away
I don’t understand
What happened?
Why didn’t you stay

[CATH]
The way he held my hand!

[Chorus 3]

[JEST] You got no reason to worry
[CATH] There’s something so enticing

[JEST] Cause I won’t fall in love
[CATH] About breaking all the rules

[JEST] My heart is guarded
[CATH] My mother would be mortified

[JEST] There’s nothing to be careful of
[CATH] By tea parties with fools

[HATTA & RAVEN]
We’ve got a mission to fulfill-

[MARY ANN]
-So don’t go fall in love

[HATTA, RAVEN, & MARY ANN]
There’s just too much at stake oh oh
You can’t go fall in love

[JEST] That I can assure you
[CATH] That I can’t assure you

[JEST] It won’t come to be true
[CATH] It might come to be true

[JEST] There’s no way I’ll fall in love!
[CATH] I might be falling in love!