(Rowan, Louis, and both)
When your deception is in danger
From each nosy palace stranger
You need a little mastermind
Whose destiny is intertwined

When you're elbow-deep in treason
There is always ample reason
To trust the man who stands to lose
The most if you disclose the ruse

He's a manipulative bastard with a razor's smile
But where's the harm in keeping him to sleep a while?
When pretences are draining
It's immensely entеrtaining
To screw someone you know
Will takе you with them when they go

Allies with benefits
The perfect compromise!
Allies with benefits
When you're lost in your disguise
Allies with benefits
Why should it be remiss
If the one man you could blackmail is one of the men you kiss?
We live in perfect confidence with one another
We lie like rugs to everyone except each other
No need to put a label
On a love affair so stable
Mutual destruction is the consummate seduction

Allies with benefits
Who never feud or fight
Allies with benefits
Who enjoy a sleepless night
Allies with benefits
A real stroke of luck
When the one man you can murder is one of the men you--

It's best to bed a partner
Who knows how to end your life
At least you'll know just where to look
Before you feel the knife
Though we both have other lovers
There's no thrill like certain death
That can bond you to the person
Who can take away your breath
So your friends should be close and your enemies dead
But your allies are best kept beside you in bed

Allies with benefits
When you could lose your head
Allies with benefits
Why not give some instead?
Allies with benefits
A functional flirtation
Allies with benefits
A growing fascination
Allies with benefits
Whatever tricks we try
I'm proud to be your ally
(I'm proud to be your all-i-i-i-y)
With benefits