Bubba Sparxxx
Average Joe’s Mega Mix
[Intro: DJ K.O.]
D-DJ K.O
You're listening to DJ K.O
This this is the remix

[Part 1: Bartender Song: Danny Boone & DJ K.O.]
Really-really did it this ti-i-i-i-i-ime
Cra-cra-crash-that-crash-that-crash-that-crash-that-crash that piece of shit
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Average Joe
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

[Part 2: Nothin' in Particular: Colt Ford, Danny Boone, DJ K.O., Sunny Ledfurd]
Been workin' hard all week
Monday to Friday
Today, I guess I'm just goin' do uh La la la la la la la
Man I guess I'm goin' do nothing in particular
Anybody wants to come do that with me
Y'all are welcome, come on

This is the remix

Nothing in particular, and I'm doin' it all day long
A hot grill and a cooler of beer
And a CD of my favorite songs, a lotta
Nothing in particular and I do it well
So much of nothing on the schedule now
And I'm invitin' all of y'all to help
[Part 3: Bartender Song/This Is Our Song: Danny Boone, Bubba Sparxxx, Rooster, Uncle Snap]
I'm sittin' at a bar
I'm still country y'all (y'all) y'a-y'a-y'all
I'm sittin' at a bar
That will never change nev-nev-never change nev-never cha-cha-change
I'm sittin' at a bar
Play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop, play some hick-hop
I'm sittin' at a bar
County folks worldwide wo-wo-worldwide now it's all for y'all

[Part 4: This is our Song (Remix): Danny Boone]
Welcome to our neck of the forest, city folks ain't checkin' for us
It's not Petticoat Junction, it's bug zappers on porches
It's 105 and muggy, skin scorches in the heat, it's
Chiggers and gnats and helicopter size mosquitoes try to eat us (try to eat us, try to eat us, try to eat us, try to eat us, ha ha ha ha ha)

This is our song everybody sing it
Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it
We stand our ground and we don't back down
If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it
This is our song everybody sing it
Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it
We stand our ground and we don't back down
And if you don't like it then don't come around
Don't come around, don't-don't come around
Don't come around, don't-don't come around
Don't come around, don't-don't come around
Don't come around, don't-don't come around (yeah ye-yeah ye-yeah yeah)
This is our song everybody sing it
Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it
We stand our ground and we don't back down
If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it
This is our song everybody sing it
Clap your hands y'all and do it like you mean it
We stand our ground and we don't back down
If you're from a small town and you're never gonna leave it

[Part 5: Where I Come From: Montgomery Gentry]
Where I come from
There's an old plow boy out turnin' up dirt
Where I come from
There's a preacher man in a cowboy shirt
Where I come from
Where a couple boys fight in the parkin' lot
No, nobody's gonna call the cops
Where I come

[Part 6: C.O.U.N.T.R.Y.: LoCash & DJ K.O.]
C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
That's what I signed for C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
My daddy died for C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
My music sings C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
My girlfriend lives out in the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
This-this is the remix

[Part 7: Country Folks: DJ K.O.,Bubba Sparxxx, Colt Ford, Danny Boone]
You're listening to DJ K.O

Put it on for the country, on-on for the country
Put it on for the country, on-on for the co
Put it on for the country, on-on for the country
Put it on for the country, on-on for the country country
Hot-hot hot damn-damn-damn-damn-damn
Colt-Colt-Colt Ford Bubba K-K-K-K-K
For my country folk, co-co-country folk
For my country folk, co-co-country folk

[Part 8: Naked Wasted: Redneck Social Club & DJ K.O.]
We don't give a damn
We just getting naked wasted
Bud Light in our hands, are we gonna stop, haha
We don't give a damn
We just getting naked wasted
Bud Light in our hands, we ain't gonna stop, stop (oh)
From the hollar to the stage
We'll be gettin' naked wasted
Pass it 'round again, we ain't gonna stop
Getting naked wasted

Now that's what's up

[Part 9: Jacked Up: Charlie Farley]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-jacked up-up
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-ja-jacked up-up
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-jacked up-up
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ja-ja-jacked up

[Part 10: Cricket on a Line: Colt Ford & Rhett Akins]
Say hey we want some country
Hey we want some country
Let me hear ya say hey we want some country
Hey we want some country

Cricket-cricket on the line-lin a bottle of shi-i-ine
Got girls, got trucks, got mud y'all know what's up-up
Cricket-cricket on the line-lin a bottle of shi-i-ine
Got girls, got trucks, got mud y'all know what's up-up

[Part 11: Kickin' Up Mud Remix v2: DJ K.O., Round, Rooster]
That's what's up what's up (woo)
Come on

Round in a hole full of mud where we play play
Kickin' up mud 'til the sun comes up up

Big truck (big), big truck (big), b-big truck (big), this big truck (big), this is the remix
Big truck (big truck), big tires (big tires)
Slangin' mud (slangin' mud) to the sky (to the sky)
Livin' low (livin' low), we're ridin' high (ridin' high)
Kickin' up mud in my 4 wheel drive
Big truck (big truck), big tires (big tires)
Slangin' mud (slangin' mud) to the sky (to the sky)
Livin' low (livin' low), we're ridin' high (ridin' high)
Kickin' up mud in my 4 wheel

[Part 12: Back: Jake Owen, Rooster]
Back
When life was simple as that slangin' mud
I didn't know I'd miss it so bad livin' low
When this whole world had way less worries
Nobody in a hurry and back
To mama's home cookin' and dad slangin' mud
Was baitin' my hook and I'm sittin' on a tailgate
Thinkin' 'bout those days
Just wish I was back
When life was simple as that
I didn't know I'd miss it so bad
When this whole world had way less worries
Nobody in a hurry and back-back-back-back-back

[Part 13: Cold Beer: Matt Stillwell]
It all started with a cold beer
In a smokey atmosphere
A few words whispered in her ear
"Can we get on out of here?"
It was down some back road-back road-back road-back road-back road-back road

[Outro]
I think he's stuck (I think he's stuck, I think he's stuck, I think he's stuck)