[Intro]
Check, check

[Verse 1]
Waking up with monkey, monkey's next to me
Nothing makes me happier than primate sex, wee
Waking up with my monkey, my monkey's next to me
Nothing can make me happy like sex with my monkey

[Hook]
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

[Verse 2]
Packing a bong, monkey comes along
Me and monkey getting high
Me and my monkey walking through the town
Me and my monkey going all around, hop in a cab
Can't afford the Uber, a lifts not here and taxi sooner
Walking through the town with my monkey
Walking through the town with my monkеy
Monkey
Monkey
Me and my monkеy, me and my monkey
Me and my monkey, me and my monkey
I've got pants, he does not
I've got pants, he does not, me
Me and my monkey
Walking through the park now it gets dark
Sun has gone down
Monkey unzips my pants
Taste a banana between his hands
Me and my monkey, me and my monkey
Monkey likes to eat my parasites
Monkey likes to get very high
[Hook]
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

[Verse 3]
Oh Mr. Chimpo, do you love me?
Oh Mr. Chimpo, make love to me
Oh Mr. Chimpo, do you love me?
Oh Mr. Chimpo, make love to me
Me and my monkey
Monkey doesn't wear any pants
Monkey does the sexiest of dances
Monkey doesn't wear any pants
But monkey really can fucking dance

[Hook]
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

[Verse 4]
Monkey takes my hands, takes me for a walk
Down to the bay, out on the dock
Monkey stands up on the rail and shakes his little ass
He says "look at me"
Shake your little ass monkey
Shake your little ass monkey
Me and my monkey
Dirty little monkey
Such a dirty monkey
Monkey has a tiny dick
It's very thin
Monkey has a tiny little dick
He's carrying no girth, it's very thin
Bright and red like my dog's
Occasionally he fucks logs, yep
Picking maggots from a decaying tree
Finds a little hole, takes a little pee
Sticks his dick in the hole, ejaculates
Sticks his finger in has a little taste
Me and my monkey
He's just a fucking monkey
Me and my monkey
Little little monkey
Me and my monkey
Adorable monkey
Rubbing on all of his fur
Like a little kitty he purrs
He does the sexiest thing when I put him in a bra
He takes off his panties, panties
Monkey panties
Dirty little monkey panties
[Verse 5]
Me and my monkey
Me and the monkey sitting by a pond
Fishy splash around ducks and swans
Monkey really likes it here
Feels so serene
Me and monkey playing tambourines
Me and my monkey and the tambourine
Me and my monkey and a tambourine
I had a pet turtle, but monkey didn't like it
I came home one day, and monkey was trying to fight it
Monkey said the turtle has to go
Threw that turtle out that window

[Hook]
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

[Verse 6]
I call him Mr. Jimbo I think he's really smart
Except when he wakes up and unleashes farts
My head was under blankets and monkey ripped ass
I didn't really care for that and beat his fucking ass
Monkey is very strong he ripped off my face
I died in a bloody pool
If we were astronauts I'd take monkey to space
Up there we'd float around and get naked every place
If I were an astronaut I'd take monkey to space
We'd float around up there naked in space
Tweaking on my nipples with his monkey thumbs
Ambidextrous fingers can be so fun
[Hook]
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

[Verse 7]
Funky monkey, funky monkey
Funky monkey, funky monkey
Come on, monkey, it's time to dance
Little monkey toots, little monkey boots
Little monkey's cute
I like monkey, monkey likes me
I like monkey, monkey likes me
Monkey's got a briefcase, monkey's got a suit
Monkey is to kill for, monkey's so cute