[Intro]
Dear people of the universe
Bluebells are purple
Greenland's not green
My pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
Roses are red
But my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?)
I'm not drunk!
Microwave
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]
Lying on the kitchen floor
I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more

[Chorus]
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
Sorry I'm bad at words

[Verse]
Maths is yellow and science is blue
Marmite's gross and so are you
Scotland isn't real
Nicholas Cage isn't either
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
O-M-G
[Pre-Chorus]
Lying on the kitchen flooring
I bet you think that I'm boring

[Chorus]
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
'Cause you're telling lies

You're so stupid
I'm going ba-ba-ba-da-dum

Wait!
Sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
Wow!
Yeah, la-lalalala-la (Sorry, I'm so bad at this)

[Outro]
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave
A microwave
A microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave for you (Hey!)
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave
A microwave
For You

(credits to @ivyridian on discord for the lyrics)