[Intro]
Dear people of the universe
Bluebells are purple
Greenland's not green
My pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
Roses are red
But my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?)
I'm not drunk!
Microwave
Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying?

[Pre-Chorus]
Lying on the kitchen floor
I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more

[Chorus]
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
Sorry I'm bad at words

[Verse 1]
Maths is yellow and science is blue
Marmite's gross and so are you
Scotland isn't real
Nicolas Cage isn't either
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
O-M-G
[Pre-Chorus]
Lying on thе kitchen flooring
I bet you think that I'm boring

[Chorus]
Wait, sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call mе pretty?
You must be mistaken
Or talking to a mirror
'Cause you're telling lies

[Bridge]
You're so stupid
I'm going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
Ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da

[Chorus]
Wait!
Sorry, I zoned out
What did you just say?
Did you just call me pretty?
Wow!
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
Sorry, I'm so bad at this
[Outro]
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave
A microwave
A microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave for you (Hey!)
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave, (Hey!)
A microwave for you
I put my heart inside a microwave
A microwave
A microwave