[BARNEY]
It's not like I sit around just obsessing
About his deep brown eyes
It's not like I lie awake while repressing tingly tummy butterflies
It's not like I filled a notebook up listing
The things we might talk about
It's not as though even now I'm resisting
The urge to ask him out

I mean we'd have fun
It's not like he is the one
Sure, he's adorably shy --
But he's just some guy

It's not like I've drawn up plans for our wedding
’Cause that's a totally stalkerish thing to do
It's not as though I'm constantly dreading
What he'd say if he only knew
It's not likе he's on
My every waking thought
I mеan he's totally hot
But he's just some guy

And when he looks at me
I'm sure that all he sees
Is just some guy