Dead End: Paranormal Park
Driver’s Seat
[PUGSLEY, spoken]
It's too late.... he's taken over

[BARNEY, spoken]
What.. who?

[TEMELUCHUS]
Me! (laughs maniacally)

[PUGSLEY, spoken]
Oh no, you don't!

[TEMELUCHUS, spoken]
Oh, don't mind if I do!

[TEMELUCHUS]
Did you miss me, little doggy?
I've been sleeping deep inside
It's been cramped and kind of boring
So how's about restoring me?
I'll take you for a ride!

[PUGSLEY]
Actually, I'm good, no thank you!
I've been doing fine without you
With my powers and my voice, yeah!
[TEMELUCHUS]
Uhh, whose powers are those, really?
You didn't come by them freely

[PUGSLEY]
I don't think I had much choice

[TEMELUCHUS]
Just put me
In the driver's seat
Look at yourself
You're just two feet tall and made of meat!
But being me
Is the best thing you're ever gonna get
I promise you that!
So you might as well put me in the driver---
Put me in the driver
Put me in the driver’s seat
(chuckles menacingly)


[PUGSLEY]
I never asked for you inside me
I might just kick you out
And I could really do without this
Demonic little plot twist
’Cause Norma needs me now!
[TEMELUCHUS]
Your bark is bigger than your bite, kid!
She's gone unless we're united
So come on, baby -- give me that wheel

[PUGSLEY]
No, no, no
Last time you tried to kill us

[TEMELUCHUS]
Oh, that was then
I beg forgiveness
So tell me pug, do we have a deal?
Just put me
In the driver's seat

[PUGSLEY, spoken]
And you'll give it back?

[TEMELUCHUS, spoken]
Oh, sure

[TEMELUCHUS]
I'll put you back in one piece!

[PUGSLEY]
If being you is the only way we stop Pauline
I guess I better put you in the driver...
[TEMELUCHUS]
Put me in the driver...

[PUGSLEY]
Put you in the driver...

[TEMELUCHUS]
Put me in the driver...

[PUGSLEY]
Put you there, in the driver's seat