[Intro, spoken]
Courtney:
Well, if it isn’t the humans and dogs only club!

Pugsley:
Courtney, we’re sorry. We need your help

Courtney:
Too late. I got a new best friend. Someone who’s actually helping me go home

[Verse]
Norma:
I came to stop you, but now I long
To feel the light again, to hear your siren song
For far too long, far too long I’ve been trapped in the dark
Release me, release me
Phantom of the Theme Park

[Spoken]
Pauline:
Darlin’, could you do me a little favor here?

[Verse]
Paulinе:
Tell me, who are you?
Why you look likе my clone!
Bein’ this gorgeous, I simply assumed I was alone
But you!
You’re the spittin’ image of me, aren’t you?
You even got my birthmark
So, Succumb to me, succumb to me
Phantom of the Theme Park
*laughter*
[Spoken]
Barney:
What friend? What’s going on, Courtney?

[Verse]
Courtney:
My heart is hell-bound, c’mon! I gotta go!
I don’t belong here, you know I’m meant below!

Barney:
Hey Courtney, hey buddy!

Pugsley:
You’re gonna make me sad bark
*howl*

Courtney:
It’s over now, it’s over now
Phantom of (Josh and Logs: Phantom of)
The Theme Park!