[Verse]
Josh:
So-o-o-o-ome
Times
I think about death
And how many years we've all got left
And how many hours I've spent
Cleanin' up
Pu-u-u-u-uke

[Spoken]
Barney:
What is happening?

Pugsley:
Happy Birthday?

[Verse]
Josh:
But...

Badhya:
Days like today
Make all those bad days worthwhile
Days like today
Make me smile
[Chorus]
Logs:
'Cause at Dead End
I'm headin' over to Dead End
Pauline Phoenix is puttin' on a show!
And we're invited!
Tell all the people you know!

Chorus:
We'll be at Dead End
We got our tickets to Dead End!

Logs:
Paulinе Phoenix is gonna do a show!
She's still got it
She's still got it you know-oh-oh!

[Verse]
Barnеy:
Pugsley? Why's everyone singing?
Oh, no, why am I dancing?

Norma:
Pugsley this isn't what I had in mi-ind!

Pugsley:
Norma, you said distraction!
Well, this is my reaction
A magical
Musical
To help us sneak through
But I guess it worked too well
'Cause we're all under its' spell
Gosh, I really hope it wears off before Act II
[Chorus]
Chorus:
We'll be at Dead End
We've got our tickets to Dead End!