[Pre-Chorus]
This is Yung Oogway
If she doesn't do what you desire
Her friend you shall acquire
Drop that bitch

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
Don't ask what I've done to your chick
'Cause she is the monk who picked
My pole, she did the 9 Palm Snake style when she clung to my dick

[Verse]
Don't ask what I've done to your chick
Cause she is the monk who picked
My pole, she did the 9 Palm Snake style when she clung to my dick
I-I-I-I'm dynamic, bro
I'm spitting fire and I got the flow
Oogway, I'm the highness, fuckin' Tigress' pussy vagina
When I slide in the ho'
Oogway's from the vallеy, China's my home
Call me Machiavelli, as I switch a ho'
Having fun with hеr and when I'm done with her, I will
Pass 'em on to my chigga Po
I-I-I-I-I spit the fire in the booth
I put the fly in Kung Fu
As I give lessons, yo girl she be eying me too
I ain't lying, not implying it too
When I'm rhyming she eying me too
Kung Fu to even Muay Thai, as I shine, I'm plowing your boo
[Pre-Chorus]
Ah, if you're depressed and you think life has come to an end, get a big tiddie goth girlfriend...
If she's a hoe, you shall pass her on to Po....
I guess her love was an illusion I suppose
Yes, all the bitches that we talk to, all of them are hoes

[Chorus]
I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
I got a Kung Fu Kick
Dont ask what I've done to your chick
Cause she is the monk who picked
My pole, she did the 9 Palm Snake style when she clung to my dick