[Verse 1]
Yeah we roll up
Sussy sauce sippin'
3 A.M., Hampter merch drippin’
What's the mission?
No simpin'
Trippin’, lookin'
Thinkin' I'm thinking about sneaky Lincoln
Steady winkin' at the swampy booty like I dive in the-
(Woah, chill out, bro!)

I don't spit it through the wire, Kanye, nah nah nah
I chew my way through, call me anaconda, da-da-da
Quit playing du-du-dumb
We makin' meme history
Spendin' money like it’s hahaha

[Verse 2]
From the ground to a million
Five months man, really lapping
Mogul Moves, now they’re looking goofy ah silly
Take the L, 'Wig, aka King of Offputting

I don’t mean to make it look easy but
Talkin' like that, Hampter's gonna be rollin' up
Wearing nothin’ but Yeezy, ha-ha
[Chorus]
Five foot six tall, that's a short king
Hampter's gotta ball, that's a sure thing
Five foot six tall, that's a short king
Hampter's gotta ball, that's a sure thing

[Verse 3]
Cops called confirmed
3 A.M., yes sir
You laugh you lose the purse
Sussy boomer go brrr
Gen Z vented in front of me
Daily dose of your funny memes
Only laughing because I need

[Verse 4]
More content
Yeah right man
What the heck you think I am?
Some money-hungry stan
Looking to take money from some other man's hand?
Nah, let me take a stand
Y'all intrusive, I'm inclusive, you don't understand me fam

[Verse 5]
Dang son, where'd you find deez nuts?
Okay, now let's just ease up
If you wanted me to rap about memes, just speak up
(I-I-I do, I-would-I-would love that)
Oh, okay
Hey buddy, maybe put down mommy's iPad
And go touch some grass
(Hahaha, who needs that?)
Okay, I'll- I'll rap about memes for this babysitting session I guess
[Chorus]
Five foot six tall, that's a short king
Hampter's gotta ball, that's a sure thing
Five foot six tall, that's a short king
Hampter's gotta ball, that's a sure thing

[Verse 6]
Bless me, I mean bless me (*sneeze*)
My dog stepped on a bee
Call it messy
Like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
On Johnny's side of the bed
Have you heard? I am guessing
(Hearsay!)

Okay, wait a minute, hold up
All of a sudden Eleven's all grown up
I guess time keeps tickin' on this grandfather clock?
(Wait- oh my- *inaudible*)

[Outro]
Anyway's, y'all get the gist of it
Hampter's gotta ball and I've got IBS, so
That's life