[Intro: Yung Buttpiss]
I know I already made a song about Shane
But fuck it, it's sequel time
With a special guest!

[Verse 1: Bela Delgado]
Sometimes I think of myself
And I start to feel bad
But then I take a deep breath and I remember
Shane Dawson fucked his cat
He put his penis near a feline's ass
And then proceeded to stroke his shaft
Then shot his semen onto its back
Can you imagine being that cat?
What a horrific thing to experience
I've done voodoo and witchcraft
Cheated on a dude with his dad
I stole from a gift bag for poor childrеn
In fact, I drove my car and crashed
Straight into a swim class
And killed likе five people
Then fled from the scene
Oh, I'm still banned from SeaWorld
'Cause I fucked a flamingo
And that may be awful
Tasteless, unlawful
But even after all that
At least I didn't fuck my cat
[Verse 2: Yung Buttpiss]
Oh, Shane
He should feel ashamed
For fucking a feline
Ate that pussy out to dine
Ate pussy for the first time

[Outro: Yung Buttpiss]
I am sorry to inform you
That we could not finish Mr. Buttpiss' verse
For he has died of diabetes
The song is ending early
Go fuck yourselves