"Man, what is on TV today? Imma' check it out."

"There are three elements to music. There is harmony. There is- there is melody and there is rhythm And rap only fits out... one of these. There's not a lot of melody and there's not a lot of harmony. Then, that's basically, effectively, spoken rhythm. And so it's not actually a form of music."

"I'm sorry. We apologize for that minor inconvenience. Now, we will switch to something less obnoxious and stupid. Thank you for your time."