[Intro]
BELOS: The time has finally come for the Day of Unity
BELOS: I've taken over the Boiling Isles, and I've taken over all the residents, though I can't help but feel like something's missing...
THE COLLECTOR: Uh, duh! The theme song!
BELOS: Theme so— what do you mean?
THE COLLECTOR: The show's theme song, silly! You haven't taken it over!
BELOS: Is that so?
BELOS: Well then Collector, I'm about to spit some magic of my own:

[Belos]
I changed my name from Philip to Belos because it sounds cooler
Came to hunt some witchеs but those idiots made me thеir ruler
Nine bright hues might seem strange, I promise you I'm not deranged
Cause the Collector's all I need to ensure I will succeed

[Skit]
THE COLLECTOR: Whoa whoa whoa, you're rapping?
BELOS: Yes, is there a problem?
THE COLLECTOR: No, it's just that I wasn't ready for that!
BELOS: Then you definitely won't be ready for this:

[Belos & Luz]
While the whole fandom was focused on Lumity
I'm preparing the Day of Unity
Witches are evil and humans are better
Except for the one in the varsity sweater
(Take that Belos!)
The Owl Lady will soon be defeated
And all my rhymes are undepleted
The bars I drop are like no other
Leaving you dead just like my brother

[Skit]
THE COLLECTOR: Whoa!
BELOS: Didn't see that coming, did you?
THE COLLECTOR: Out of your mouth? Never!
BELOS: Well I'm not done yet:

[Belos & The Collector]
Luz said my outfit stinks, but arguing's such a hassle
I mean she looks like she got her clothes from the dumpster, in the castle
I don't even need to show my face to make the people fear me
I just show up and they run!
Yeah I think that's cause you're creepy

[Belos]
Well the draining spell plans are approaching their completion
So I know I'll be successful by the end of this season!

[Outro: Belos]
Mic drop, Belos, out