[Intro: Yung Poggerz]
Okay, I'm going to attempt to fuck myself
You should try this at home
You could be just like me
Mic check, one-two, we recordin'?

[Verse 1: CrazyFroese]
I'm cancerous, so when I spit some shit like this, you'll cancel it
Well, you can try, but you should know that you can't fuckin' manage it
I'm about to leave you hurt, you'll wonder what the damage is
Ask the fuckin' doc, but he will not know how to handle it
I'm about to take your bitch to dinner, call it candle lit
Don't go askin' why, because I won't be fuckin' answerin'
You ain't heard a thing yet, this is just a fuckin' samplin'
But I digress, I'm done with this rhyme, I'll just abandon it
Frankly, I could always get away with sayin' stupid shit
I might act like a bitch, but that ain't got shit to do with it
'Cause anything I spit, it'll turn into a fuckin' hit
Just gimme a minute, first, I gotta gеt fuckin' lit
I'm great at this, you should know that I'm a perfect fit
All my rhymеs come straight from my fuckin' wits
Y'all think my shit stanks, have you smelled my fuckin' pits?
Y'all wanna complain, go and get me some deodorant

[Chorus: Yung Poggerz, CrazyFroese]
I'm 'bouta take advice from my bro Frank Lee
This bitch about to grow up to be just like me
I'll say so much stupid shit, and y'all will fuckin' see
This bitch about to grow up to be just like me
[Verse 2: Yung Poggerz]
Me and Frank Lee were fuckin' some stupid hoes
Cummin' in some pussies, then they sucked on both our toes
Suckin' on our dicks kept their mouths all closed
This is every night for us, you know how it goes
I'll shit out my ass right into a bitch's mouth
Don't give me that sass, this ain't gonna go south
Make the bitch wet, this shit ain't a fuckin' drought
Don't you fuckin' dare ask what I'm talkin' about
I'm a vile fuckin' bitch, all I make are works of art
She a wild fuckin' bitch, how she suckin' on my farts
You a mild fuckin' bitch, your shit never from the heart
Don't you smile, fuckin' bitch, 'cause you're not so smart
Damn, bitch, you think this shit's pretty bad?
Who the fuck do you think you are? You're not my dad
I don't give a single fuck if this shit makes you mad
That's the entire point, bitch, so I'm fuckin' glad

[Chorus: Yung Poggerz, CrazyFroese]
I'm 'bouta take advice from my bro Frank Lee
This bitch about to grow up to be just like me
I'll say so much stupid shit, and y'all will fuckin' see
This bitch about to grow up to be just like me