I wanna be the next SNL cast member!
And here's why I should be a contender

Hi Lorne Michaels!
I'm Jake Novak, and I know that you're feelin' the heat
Because your roster lost Kate, Kyle, Aidy, and Pete

That means you've got an open seat
And I feel I oughta be fillin' it
'cause when it comes to comedy songs I've kinda been killin' it

See, weekly music videos are my jam, bruh
I'm a rapid-rhymin' hammy nerd
Like Lin-Manuel Miranda mixed with Sammy-berg

But haven't you heard?
I'm more than a rapper
I'm an actor, too!

So here's a couple of nice guys gettin' their jackets:
After you
After you
After you
After you
After you!

After you-'ve seen that scene
I mean, I'm in right?
But I've been sittin' on the ringer
In addition to the spittin'
I'm a hell of a singer!

I could be beltin' out on Broadway
But I'm runnin' for 30 Rock!
So I can hand-deliver you the next
Dick-in-a-Box!
Uhh... not literaly, obviously
I just- I really wanna give you the next big thing!
Oh god

Dear Mr. Michaels won't you give me a chance?
My melodies will make the people laugh while they dance!
I'll write, I'll perform, man I'll sweep the stage
But whatever it is, I'm ready to do it in Studio 8H!

Whaddya say?
Did I dive?
Or get you to bite?
Maybe we could try it live on a Saturday night?

So check my feed!
You'll agree where I should be in September
Right with Colin, Kenan, Chloe, and Bowen as an SNL cast member!