[SEYMOUR]
Sudden changes surround me
Lady Luck came and found me
Thanks a million for making the magic you do

Thanks to you, sweet petunia
Mushnik's taken a junior
And someday when I own this whole shop
I'll remember I owe it to you

(spoken)
Who cares if I've been on the anemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells?
A little light-headedness?
It's been worth it, old pal
Twoey, I'm a little hungry. I'm gonna go down to Schmendrick's and get a bite to eat
I'll see ya later

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I beg your pardon?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Feed me
[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Tuey, Tuey You talked
You opened your... trap, your thing, and you said-

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I'll run down to the market and pick up some nice chopped sirloin

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Must be blood

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Tuey, that's disgusting

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Must be fresh

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I don't wanna hear this

[AUDREY II]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Does it have to be human?
[AUDREY II]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Does it have to be mine?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Where am I s'posed to get it?

[AUDREY II]
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
That's right, boy
You can do it
Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it
How am I supposed to keep on feeding you, kill people?
[AUDREY II, spoken]
I'll make it worth your while

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Look, you're a plant an inanimate object

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Does this look inanimate to you, punk?
If I can talk and I can move
Who's to say I can't do anything I want?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Like, what?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Like deliver, pal
Like see you get everything your sickly, queasy heart desires

(sung)
Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You gonna git it

Would you like to be a big wheel
Dinin' out for every meal?
I'm the plant that can make it all real
You gonna git it

I'm your genie, I'm your friend
I'm your willing slave
Take a chance, just feed me and
You know the kinda eats
The kinda red hot treats
The kinda sticky licky sweets
I crave

Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's
Show a little 'nitiative, work up some guts
And you'll git it

[SEYMOUR]
I don't know

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Come on, boy

[SEYMOUR]
I don't know

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Lighten up

[SEYMOUR]
I have so

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Tell it to the marines

[SEYMOUR]
So many strong reservations

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Cut the crap and bring on the meat

[SEYMOUR]
Should I go

[AUDREY II, spoken]
My, my, my

[SEYMOUR]
And perform

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Uh-huh

[SEYMOUR]
Mutilations?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Heh, heh, heh
Now let me see here, hmm...

(sung)
Think about a room at the Ritz
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
And you'll git it

[SEYMOUR]
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Now you're talkin'

[SEYMOUR]
Toolin' around like I was James Dean

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Yeah

[SEYMOUR]
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

[AUDREY II]
You gon' git it
If you wanna be profound
Then you really gotta justify
Take a breath and look around
A lot of folks deserve to die

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Wait a minute, wait a minute
That's not a very nice thing to say
I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up
And fed to a hungry plant

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Hmm... Sure ya do...

[ORIN, spoken]
Stupid woman
Christ what a friggin' scatterbrain

[AUDREY, spoken]
I'm sorry doctor, I'm sorry doctor

[ORIN, spoken]
Now get in there and pick up the goddamn sweater, you dizzy cow

[AUDREY, spoken]
Yes, doct- oh

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Mmmhmm

(sung)
If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to see
Stop and think it over, pal
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me
The guy sure looks like plant food to me

[SEYMOUR]
He's so nasty, treatin' her rough

[AUDREY II]
Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough

[SEYMOUR]
You need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
I need blood and he's got more than enough

[SEYMOUR & AUDREY II]
You/I need blood and he's got more than enough

[AUDREY II]
So go git it