[AUDREY]
I couldn't sleep
I took a Sominex
But voices in my head kept saying
"Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour"
I drank some tea
But gee the feeling wasn't gone
Seymour, sweetheart
Tell me, darling
What's been going on?

[AUDREY II]
Hey little lady, hello

[AUDREY, spoken]
Who? Who? Who said that?

[AUDREY II]
You're lookin' cute as can be

[AUDREY, spoken]
Is somebody else here?

[AUDREY II]
You're lookin' mighty sweet
[AUDREY, spoken]
Seymour?

[AUDREY II]
No, it ain't Seymour. It's me!

[AUDREY, spoken]
Oh my god...

[AUDREY II]
Your friendly Audrey Two
This plant is talking to you

[AUDREY, spoken]
Am I dreaming this?

[AUDREY II, spoken]
No, and you ain't in Kansas neither
Do me a favor and get me some water, sweetheart?
I'm real thirsty

[AUDREY II]
Come on and give me a drink

[AUDREY]
I, I don't know if I should!
[AUDREY II]
Hey, little lady, be nice

[AUDREY]
You just want water, right?

[AUDREY II]
Sure do, I'll drink it straight

[AUDREY]
Your branches are dry, poor thing

[AUDREY II]
Don't need no glass or no ice

[AUDREY]
I-I'll get the can

[AUDREY II]
Don't need no twist of lime

[AUDREY]
Here we go!

[AUDREY II]
And now it's suppertime!
[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Get off of her!
Get off of her!
You're a monster, and so am I!
It's gotta end!
It'a gotta stop right here!
Maybe you're tough on the outside, but in there, in that pod, I'll hack you to bits!
Open up!
No!

[AUDREY II, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha...