[Intro]
(Aah!)

[Verse]
I don't think you understand
Although you've had it all firsthand
When you're a child, you don't think on anything
Why don't we take a minute and stop?

[Chorus]
I've been thinking about stories that I might tell
Can you hear them yell?
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")
Did you know they paint your house bright colors, to hide what's in it?
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")
Tell me, what is it?

[Verse]
In this town, nothing ever goes against the plan
Unless you're a man

[Refrain]
Well, pretty boys and pretty girls
Come with me and save the world
Pretty boys and pretty girls
Come with me and save the—
[Instrumental Solo]

[Refrain]
Pretty boys pretty girls come with me
Pretty boys pretty girls come with me and save them

[Chorus]
I've been thinking about stories that I might tell
Can you hear them yell?
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")
Did you know they paint your house bright colors, to hide what's in it?

Tell me, what is it?
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")
(Tell me, what is it?)
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")
Tell me, what is it?

[Outro]
When you're a child, you don't think on anything
(Stories that I might tell)
("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")

("What's the story in Balamory, where would you like to go?")