Neighbor:
You want in this bad?
Then I've brought the boys
Think it's kinda sad
This grown adult enjoys
Breaking into places
And sticking his face in
Where it don't belong

(Neighbor, Boyfriend):
Go back to playin' with your toys!
I'm just curious! Whatcha got to hide?
Piss off!
Why so furious? Just tell me what's inside

Boyfriend:
Maybe ancient pages
In a book from ages ago

(Neighbor, Boyfriend)
Why so secretive? I wonder what I'll find
Why do you have to know?
Like some sort of shrine, decomposing to time!
It's simple! Mind yours, leave me be
It's fine just to say hello
Why can't I just see it? Not like I'm askin' to keep it
But can wе leave what's in my house to mе?
Just let me take a peak and maybe we won't have to play
You won't get the keys go watch toons on TV
A new game of hide and seek like we do every single day
Or whatnot, just set me free of this stupid dick!
Kid, would you shut your trap?
Why so rude? I just wanna rap!
Chill out dude! Just learn to adapt
Keep on pushin', I just might snap
Neighbor:
You keep rambling and rambling
I won't grant access!

Boyfriend:
I'll be demanding, demanding
Until I pass this!

Neighbor:
This ain't very neighborly
Dude, no means no!

Boyfriend:
You've got so much hate for me
Just let it go!

Neighbor:
You're on MY property!

Boyfriend:
So what, neighbor?

Neighbor:
YOU'RE BOTHERIN' ME!

Boyfriend:
Don't be a stranger!
(Neighbor, Boyfriend)
Puttin' me in danger
Ain't like you're in danger!

Huggy Wuggy:
*Ungodly noises*
HE'S NOT YOUR ONLY NEIGHBOR
YOU LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HUGGY
BUT, "DON'T BE A STRANGER"
COME ON OVER HERE AND HUG ME!

Boyfriend:
So it's two and one now?
I still think I'll fare well
Against you and your possie
Opila Bird, Jumbo Josh-e!

Huggy Wuggy:
PLAY TIME IS NEVER OVER
HUGGY IS NEVER SOBER
I WON'T EVER DIE
I'LL JUST FIND A NEW ENCLOSURE

Boyfriend:
So you've faced exposure
Drinkin' behind closed doors
I propose..
(Neighbor, Boyfriend, Huggy Wuggy)
We don't look that part over..
Now here due to your obsession without question my depression
I CAN FEEL IT RUSHING, CRUSHING, MY FEARS AWAY!!!
Everyday, I'll give chase until I gain what you're hiding
And hatred grows
For this ass who wants to pass my boundaries layed down flat on the grass
Hey Huggy let me see all the grey areas thriving

Neighbor:
I can never had a

(Neighbor, Boyfriend, Huggy Wuggy)
Drop of peace!
Come on, please??

Huggy Wuggy:
Why would you ask me?

(Neighbor, Boyfriend, Huggy Wuggy)
I'm just an NFT
Let me see deep down!
My break ins will only now increase
It's been weeks!
HAPPY FEET

Boyfriend:
If you don't just tell me
AAAAAAA!

Neighbor:
I've said it a ton!
Just leave me alone

Huggy Wuggy:
If you're wanting FUN
Come over to MY home!

Neighbor:
Huggy, don't encourage him

Huggy Wuggy:
Sorry, Mr. Grim!

Neighbor:
Take his limbs and-

(Neighbor, Boyfriend, Huggy Wuggy, Penkaru)
Nevermind, just stop 'im!
Tell him, hit the gym!
That whole verse sounded like you can't agree
Move him.....
We win!!! :D
If you're not with him maybe side with me!
Cause in that reality I'd finally get to see
"Hey guys, Penkaru here!"
Just what he's got to keep
Inside of the basement down so deep

Matpat:
HELLO INTERNET
WELCOME TO GAME THEORY!!

Huggy Wuggy:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Matpat:
WHAT THE FU-

Boyfriend:
OH SHIT, YOU KILLED MATPAT!
DON'T THINK THAT I DIDN'T SEE THAT!

(Neighbor, Boyfriend, Huggy Wuggy)
I WOULDN'T SAY ALL THAT
NOOOOO!
MAYBE I JUST UH SENT HIM BACK HOME!
UGH! CAN YOU STOP GETTING SIDETRACKED!?

Neighbor:
GO..
JUST GO! I'M DONE!
I'M JUST GONNA DO WHAT ANY SANE
PERSON WOULD
AND CALL THE FUCKING COPS
NEXT TIME!!
Whatever

Huggy Wuggy:
Feel better!

Neighbor:
Do NOT enter!

Huggy Wuggy:
For the better of you!

Boyfriend:
Whatever?
My pleasure!
I'll gladly
Find my way to get through!