Boyfriend:
I'm big and bad
You just standing here isn't wise
I may look small
But I hide a deadly secret inside

Did you not hear me!?
I'm your worst nightmare
Hiding out behind your door
Your in my sights and
Practically begging for war

You've got no hair
Your head is big and round
Ready for striking
Yet you stare
I'll break the bland expression
Quick as lightning

I was sent from hell
To eradicate the bald
With my mic I yell
Just know that
I'm the bravest of them all
You don't need to act
I can tell you're fuckin' terrified
And if you're really not
Then I better cut you down to size
Head's bare
Automatically my target
Won't play fair
I'll walk on you and
Fold you up just like a carpet
When
Looking me down
You oughta think twice
And then
Start running cause you're
Never getting outta my sight

I'm your worst nightmare
Hiding out behind your door
You wanna fight? Good, cause
That'd be what I'm here for
Just look around all
The people here passing by
Put you in the ground and that's
All because you're a bald guy

Saitama:
*Coughs*
Uh-


*After Song*



Girlfriend:
Is he always quiet?

Tatsumaki:
Pretty much