I said hello, Harry
Well, hello, Louis
It's so nice to be back home where I belong

You're lookin' great, Mary
I can tell, Jerry
You're still glowin'
You're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong

I feel the room swayin'
For the band's playin'
One of my old favourite songs from way back when
So here's my hat, fellas
Find me an empty lap, fellas
Darling I'll never go away again

Well hello, Harry
Well, hello, Louis
It's so nice to be back home where I belong

You're lookin' great, Stanley
Loose some weight, Stanley
You're still glowin'
You're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong
I feel the room swayin'
While the band's playin'
One of your old favourite songs from way back when

So golly, gee, fellas
Find her an empty knee, fellas
Dolly'll never go away
I said she'll never go away
Dolly'll never go away again