You go and I'll stay
Why would I put clothes on to see
Some guy you like more than me?

But you should go – and I'll be okay
I promised myself
I'd finally start that book I've been meaning to read
About the French Revolution

You go and I'll stay
Why would I leave the house to see
Some guy who sings better than me?

When you come home to me –
Smelling like booze, humming his tunes –
I'm rolling over and it's lights out for this lightweight

Lights out for this lightweight
Lights out for this lightweight
Lights out for this lightweight