Beastie Boys
Description Of A Strange Man
With the oom pow pow
With the oom pow pow
Alright, lets go to uh, new tracks
Number eleven. That’s like (series of strange noises)
It’s the old guy
That smoosh face dude
I’m tellin you, I seen him yesterday and I seen him like three days..
I’ve seen him for years. He wears like an army coat and he’s like an older little dude like this
Oh, yeah yeah. I’ve seen him down in little Italy
He’s like (more strange sounds)
He bugs people out. That’s his shit is to bug people out (amidst more sounds)
But he’s kind of like autistic or something?
He’s a freak
He’s like (another sound)
But he looks like he might have some…
He’s struggling
(Laughing)
I only seen him with just like with the army coat on, never with any shit
Sometimes, I’ve seen him with a bird caller (more strange sounds)
And bird and weird shit, fart sounds
Yeah, like that… there’s a guy though by Astor Place too though
Anyway, though, that’s me. (more laughs followed by more sounds)
Bugs people out. He’s like totally like bugging people out, like, for real
Oh, really. Totally, Totally

Like, like… It's like a flag at half-mast as frames click fast
Not a thing will last…
I like it. I say let’s go on to another track
OK, bad boy