[Intro: Andy King]
In a world that's filled with wonder
Explore each other
Get to know him, and her, and them
When you get them
And hey, *laughter* we just gotta learn how to love people!
Just love me, love me, love me!
So put your fucking hands up!
It's a time to celebrate!
A time to celebrate you, me, and everything!

[Chorus: Dev Lemons and nickisnotgreen]
This is the corporate-ass song yeah
I saw your mum in a corporate-ass thong, ya
(Ah) I like the drums with no toms, ya
I hate the weed at the bottom of the bong
This is the corporate-ass song yeah
I saw your mum in a corporate-ass thong, ya
(Ah) I like the drums with no toms, ya
I hate the weed at the bottom of the bong

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
Every single time that you see me QUEEF
Every single time, yeah
Every single time that you catch a sneak peek
I think
I think it's sideways
I think it's nice the way you talk
You think I'm so cool
I think it's kind of weird how you think about me QUEEFin'
[Chorus: Dev Lemons and Nick]
This is the corporate-ass song yeah
I saw your mum in a corporate-ass thong, ya
(Ah) I like the drums with no toms, ya
I hate the weed at the bottom of the bong
This is the corporate-ass song yeah
I saw your mum in a corporate-ass thong, ya
(Ah) I like the drums with no toms, ya
I hate the weed at the bottom of the bong

[Bridge: Dev and Nick]
Hollywood bowl, uh
Where's the chips? (Where's the chips?)
Hollywood bowl, uh (Hollywood bowl)
Where's the dip? (Where's the dip?)
Where's the tip? Where's the tip?
Where's the clit? (Where's the clit? Yeah)
Um, no that bit sucked
(Yeah, get it, yeah, get it, yeah)
Um

[Verse 2: nickisnotgreen]
Gettin' out the bath, I'm drying out
Gettin' me the ass to talk about
Move into the plane, I'll fly you out
Got a couple coins on my couch
Charlie Puth is a villain
I got my hit-men to hit 'im
I mean I'm one in a million
I got my diaper full of pills, yeah
[Verse 3: nickisnotgreen]
Cover my bills
Takin' a trip 'cause I'm feelin' so ill, yeah
Violently sick, rush to the Doc, drivin' the whip
Feel like the president
Yeah, I just shit my pants
Take me away
I am Joe Biden
Ruling the day, put it in writing

[Verse 4: Dev Lemons]
Old Spice, yeah
I do not roll dice, yeah
I do not think twice, yeah
I do not have lice
But I did in freshman year, uh
Then I drank a beer, yeah
Then I cried a tear
'Cause I gave it to my roommate

[Verse 5: Dev Lemons and nickisnotgreen]
Cyberpunk 2042, yeah
Take her to the stew, yeah
Hit her in the boob, yeah
Take her to the-
Cyberpunk 2042, yeah
Take her to the stu, yeah
Hit her in the boob, yeah
Take her to the cube, yeah
[Outro]
QUEEFin' on me, QUEEFin' on me
QUEEFin' on me, QUEEFin' on me
QUEEFin' on me, QUEEFin' on me
QUEEFin' on me, QUEEFin' on me