[Intro: hivemind riley]
Got a cheque, LLC on my mattress
You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been
I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge
Dev come to me, ask for a dab- (Hey!)

[Chorus: hivemind riley & Dev Lemons]
I got a cheque, LLC on my mattress
You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been
I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge
Dev come to me, ask for a dab pen

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen & hivemind riley]
Dev come to me, askin' for a dab pen (POW)
Ask myself, "Babygirl what might happen?" (What)
Call me Usain Bolt, I'm talking fast, man (Pssshhww)
I think they call it Gen Z 'cause it's the last gen (Uh-oh)
Alphabet Soup 'cause I'm smart and hot (Damn)
Met the love of my life in a parking lot (Hе did)
My milk carton's full and your carton’s not (Yuh)
I got the kids roleplayin', that's a larpin' tot

[Chorus: hivemind riley & Dev Lemons]
I got a chequе, LLC on my mattress
You're a sad bitch, yeah, you're a has-been
I'mma watch Netflix on my last binge
Dev come to me, ask for a dab pen
[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
I wanna cry, yeah, I wanna die, yeah
I never lie yeah, I never try yeah (I don't do it)
I wanna cry, yeah, I wanna die, yeah
I never lie yeah, I never try yeah

[Verse 3: Dev Lemons]
The new merch
Reading the news hurts
You go to the n*** beach
I go to the n*** church, yah
HIVEMIND refrigerator
Your mom is okay, she is the mid-erator (Yuh)
I'm going to clap some cheeks, yah
Go sit on the seat, yah
I'm going to lov- (Hey!)

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
Shit on the mattress
I've got to leave there's shit on the mattress
Bitch
I was just fasting
Eating no food, yeah
Baby, I'm fasting
I'm the Judas of the rap game, nasty
Feel out the verse like I'm feeling your boobs
Killin' the game, I'm pwning the noobs
I am so slick, all my bars got the lube
Message delivered, I'm sending the n***s
[Verse 5: Dev Lemons & hivemind riley]
If you do not like it, then sue me (Sue me)
Loogie in the Mario Movie (Movie)
One day I wanna try a bit of blue cheese (Yup)
Put a little baby bit in my smoothie (Schhlrrp)

[Verse 6: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
QUEEF has gone nuclear
I nearly just fainted
I flew out to Detroit for a daybed (Why?)
Turns out it's a crib, it is gated (Why?)
Can't get me out

[Verse 7: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
Smoothie bowls, booty holes
Let's fold clothes as a joke (Youch!)
Uber Eats charcuterie
How do you use the word dooberry?

[Verse 8: nickisnotgreen]
I'm in a mesh cage, can you tip it? (Can you tip it?)
A toothbrush isn't known for the places you can stick it
Horse on the prarie cannot save me
Again, I go flying to Detroit for a daybed

[Chorus: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
LLC on my mattress
Yeah, you're a has-been
I'm watchin' on my last binge
Da-da-da-da-da-dab pen
[Bridge: hivemind riley]
Got a cheque
You're a s-
I'mma wa-
Dev, come t-

[Outro: nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons]
All hail the queen of QUEEF
Please come rescue me