[Intro]
Where's everyone going? Bingo?

[Verse 1: Dev Lemons & ethan is online]
Uh!
Adam Driver, how about you park the car?
Adam Driver, how about you leave the bar? Uh
Adam Driver, I don't like the middle part, no
Adam Driver, as a Simpson, I'd be Bart
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
I'd be Bart, I would not be Marge
Uh, Adam Driver, Adam Pilot, Adam Diver
Adam Mileage, Adam Paperwork, I'm doing the fileage

[Verse 2: ethan is online]
I drink sodas like Coke on the regular
My wife divorced me for things that I said to her
My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her
My new wife's a robot, I have in—
I drink sodas like Coke on the regular
My wife divorced me for things that I said to her
My dog is hungry, I should have have fed-ed her
My new wife's a robot, I have invented her
[Verse 3: ethan is online]
There's a ball in a cup like Dude Perfect
I tripped and I fell and that shit hurted
Thanks of Giving and I'm getting turked
That's all it, that's all it!
That's all it!
Minecraft gold bars that I spit, protein shakes
They all taste like my shit, yeah
Yeah

[Verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
Stop it with the bigotry, tofu soup and it's simmery
I can never tell if she's into me, ice cold balls in the wintery
Please put your hands in the wagon
2024, we're on Fallon, 2025 and it's Ellen
I just put the P in the spellin', fuck!
I said pee in the spelling

[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Why's it John Wick Three, not Five?
Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?
Please do not forget to wipe
Read between the wines, not lines

[Verse 5: nickisnotgreen]
In reality I got a lot of tea time
Hitting golf balls in the sea time
Wishing I never give me any me time
Focused both my eyes on the pee line
That is just it, isn't that queef?
Cobble together like loaf-es of meat
I think that it's neat
QUEEF UNDERGROUND, John Wick Five
[Chorus: Dev Lemons]
Why's it John Wick Three, not Five?
Why Ocean Eleven, not Nine?
Please do not forget to wipe
Read between the wines, not lines