[Intro: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
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I went to college with this guy Shawn Mennen
(Fuck, man, fuck)
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Yeah, yeah
I went to college with Madison Hemmen, yeah

[Verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
QUEEF J' just broke the internet
People ask about my intellect
Asking Nicky Tom Tom can you read, or are you into that?
Yeah, I know how to read, dude
And I know how to hurt
I know dress from skirt, bag from purse, best from worst
You're talking to Nicky, the best in the city
Everybody put your hands together (Uh)
Great

[Break: Dev Lemons & nickisnotgreen]
That smell, yeah, that's poignant
Nothing better than a wet toilet
Yeah, nothin' better, better, wet toilet
And I got a lamp, that poignant
Like SpongeBob, likes toilet
[Verse 2: Dev Lemons]
And then I take it aback of the van, uh-huh
He say, "No, you can't," then I say, "Yes, I can," uh-huh
I am a solo, but I do not join the band
Yeah, I would like a spaghetti noodle can
Yeah, spaghetti noodles in the can, spaghetti noodles in the jar
That's enough

[Chorus: nickisnotgreen & All]
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar
Spaghetti noodles in a can
Spaghetti noodles in a jar

[Verse 3: ethan is online]
I queef, yeah, I'm on company time
Forgot who I am, but not how to whine
We don't know what to do with all these rhymes
I leave a review on Amazon
Your girl— (Wahahahahaha)
I leave a review on Amazon
Your girl would look good in a thong
Five stars, I feel like I'm from Mars
I don't like driving cars
I ride in the front, no seatbelt
You can't handle the heat, melt
I got a brand new retail
I don't do d— (Hahaha)
I don't do detail, I got a splinter
I don't even talk, defeat, fuck, hahaha
(It was supposed to go in the other part)
Think about it, O is kind of a number
I wish I could thumb her
She told me to go, she told me to go and it was a bummer
Future, past, and present
I don't think I'll make it to Heaven (I don't think I'll make it to Heaven)
Christ was born in a manger
I was born and raised like a stranger
(Okay, that's it, that's all I have)
[Outro: Dev Lemons]
Christ was born in a manger, baby