[Intro]
(Omelette du Fromage)

[Verse 1: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
I'm an electro techno love dispenser
Came from a Chinese tech inventor
My heart got crushed by the pain of love
So now I replace that with a smoke detector
Make love for the lonely robot
Penanical vagianical mechanical man
I’ve got a whole lotta love to load but
It's locked inside like a jar of jam

[Verse 2: Norman Pain]
What's your username? I’ll save it to me database
Come and kick it with thе robot gang
I wish I had a dick like a laser beam
I'd firе it at your motherboard, Four terabytes of RAM
God-damn
Mechanical man
Can you scan my nads until the printer jams?
Image of my sack
And it's free to use
If you just subscribe to my monthly plan

[Verse 3: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
It's been a very long time since Pat's connected
My robot pogo stick's neglected
I make one move then I get rejected
So now I gotta try from a different perspective
Robo cyborg super sex
Artificially intelligent computer tech
Fuck my brain with your GPS, bitch
I wanna get lost in your super web
[Verse 4: Norman Pain]
Beam me up Mr. Elon Musk
Adopt me as one of your robot sons
I promise that I'll try my best
You can feed me scraps and you can wipe my bum
Bluetooth button on my noggin when I wanna connect
Put both arms in a USB
See, it's a little tricky when I’m off my head
To operate things that I’ve never seen

[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don’t love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)

[Verse 5: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
A-beep-boop, a password please
You need permission if you wanna touch me
Look baby, I'm the flavour of the month
Your loving is a cliff, I don't wanna take a jump
I’m on my own like a coat in a cloakroom
Boulder up the door, baby, leave me to my own doom
Let me shrivel on my own like a dried prune
Sweeping up the dust of your loving like an old broom
[Verse 6: Norman Pain]
Steel liver, bitrate dither
Message to my ex but it won't deliver
Fuck that bitch, kids, tell your mother
That she can go and drown in a WAV file river
MP3-some with another digital lover
Embedded in the digital covers
Let's get loose, I'ma widen your bandwidth
Can you handle this, all my digital brothers?

[Verse 7: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Baby, plug your naked body in my mainframe
Cyborg sex, you can call me my domain name
Penis or vagina or the balls, it's all the same thing
Love me like a petal or just plough me like a freight train
You can do me like a brother in a porno
Throw me at the walls, baby, fill me with your hormones
Turn the whole bedroom to a war zone
Shoot me with your load, get it right up in my borehole

[Verse 8: Norman Pain]
Chuck my tiny guts up in a laptop case
Stick a telephone extender to the side of my face
You know they're calling me the "DIGI widget lunatic"
So here's a message Mr. Gates, "I'ma take your place"
Micro rock made by Microsoft
I might microwave my tiny micro cock
I wanna thrill but it's gotta be cyber
Never had much luck with a human vagina
[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)

[Outro: Norman Pain]
Dance for me robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me robot Kevin ('Cause I'm free)