[KERMIT]
We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
C'mon on everybody, strike up the band

[KERMIT & FOZZIE]
We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows
That the sequel's never quite as good

[KERMIT, FOZZIE, SCOOTER]
A sequel
Another feature attraction

[SCOOTER]
Places, please. Light the lights. Roll camera. Action!

[KERMIT, FOZZIE, SCOOTER]
I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again (Do it all again)
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show
That we can do it all again
*Chickens bawk*

[KERMIT, FOZZIE, SCOOTER]
We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise

[MISS PIGGY]
The studio considers us a viable franchise

[KERMIT, MISS PIGGY, FOZZIE, SCOOTER,]
We're doing a sequel
How hard can it be?

[ROWLF]
We can't do any worse than The Godfather 3

[KERMIT, MISS PIGGY, FOZZIE, SCOOTER, ROWLF]
We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more

[GONZO]
While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4

[KERMIT, MISS PIGGY FOZZIE, GONZO, SCOOTER, ROWLF]
I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again (Do it all again)
Until the credits roll
We got another goal to show
And we can do it all again
*Penguins squawk*

*Instrumental*

[KERMIT, MISS PIGGY FOZZIE, GONZO, SCOOTER, ROWLF]
We're doing a sequel

[KERMIT]
Let's give it a go

[TONY BENNETT]
With Hollywood stars

[LADY GAGA]
And more one-liner cameos

[KERMIT, MISS PIGGY FOZZIE,GONZO, SCOOTER,ROWLF]
We're doing a sequel

[BUNSEN, spoken]
I don't mean to be a stickler, but this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture

[MUPPETS]
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
[KERMIT]
All we need now is a half-decent plot

[GONZO, spoken]
Got it! An epic love story between a handsome long-nosed purple thing and a beautiful chicken. "Gonzo with the Wind."

[KERMIT, spoken]
Uh, does anybody have any better ideas?

[FOZZIE, spoken]
Oh, oh, it's about the Muppets getting back to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?!

[LEW ZEALAND]
(spoken)
How about one of those fish-out-of-water movies?

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
Yeah, I'm not so sure about that, Lew

[MISS PIGGY, spoken]
It's about a frog who marries a beautiful perfect pig. And they have to kiss each other. A lot!

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
Uhhhhh...

[SWEDISH CHEF]
(in mock Swedish)
How about a film about the existential conundrum of religious faith?

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
I don't think Americans watch subtitled films

[WALDORF]
(spoken)
How about a movie where you don't make a movie?

[STATLER]
(spoken)
And we all get to go home early?

[BOTH]
*laughs*

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
Good grief

[ROWLF, spoken]
It's about a lonely dog. And one night, he sees something he should never have seen, and he has to live with a terrible secret

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
Uh, that sounds a little dark, Rowlf

[DOMINIC BADGUY, spoken]
Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?

[KERMIT]
(spoken)
That's perfect!

[MUPPETS]
I thought it was the end
But no my friends this is
When we get to do it all again
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show
That we can do it all again

We're doing a sequel
It's more of the same

[KERMIT]
Let's give it a name

[WALTER]
How 'bout "The Muppets Again!"?

[COMPANY]
It's the Muppets again!
With "The Muppets Again!"
It's "The... Muppets... Again!"