[LIV]
Remember Harry Applegate?
[TONY]
Yeah!
[LIV]
He took Cordy on a date
[TONY]
Oh, what a dapper dan!
Pearly teeth and tennis tan

[LIV]
Thought he was a Romeo
[TONY]
Tried to kiss our sis and, oh!
Harry ducked but too late
[LIV]
Father bought him and upper plate

{BOTH}
Watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve
[LIV]
What a jab!
{BOTH}
Dynamite up her sleeve
[TONY]
What a hook!
{BOTH}
Dynamite up her sleeve
Keep your guard up

[TONY]
Archie Baxter came here twice
[LIV]
First time out, he acted nice
[TONY]
Romance was in the air
Oh, they made a lovely pair

[LIV]
Second date, it was a dance
He grabbed her tight, this was his chance
[TONY]
Cordy only bruised that sport
[LIV]
Father settled it out of court

{BOTH}
Watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve
[LIVINGSTON]
What a right!
{BOTH}
Dynamite up her sleeve
[TONY]
What a cross!
{BOTH}
Dynamite up her sleeve
Keep your guard up


[LIV]
Say!
Do you remember Harvey Drew?
[TONY]
Oh, yeah! Captain of the Dartmouth Crew
[LIV]
That's it
A letter man three years
Muscles between his ears
[TONY]
Now be generous

While rowing Cordie 'round the lake
A crude advance did Harvey make
[LIV]
A gruesome scene
[TONY]
It happened so fast
[LIV]
Next week they removed the cast

{BOTH}
So watch your footwork
Better learn to bob and weave
Sister Cordy's got dynamite up her sleeve
What a faint!
Dynamite up her sleeve
What a uppercut!
Dynamite up her sleeve