[Intro, spoken]
How easy
Just add a little fancy

[Chorus]
If things are looking boring
And feeling oh so bleak
Just add a little fancy
And you'll make it fantastique

[Refrain]
Oh la la, La la, Oh la la

[Verse 1]
Turn plain into a palace
Make bland something sublime
By adding just some Oh la la
What's *bleh* can be divine
Just think what makes you happy
And fancy up the place
Some color here
A flower there
And lots and lots of lace

[Refrain]
Ooh la la, La la, Ooh la la

[Chorus]
If things are looking boring
And feeling oh, so, bleak
Just add a little fancy *laughter*
And you'll make it fantastique

[Outro, spoken]
That's French for "fantastic"