[Verse 1]
Listen up and try to watch
Turn your passion down a notch
It's not brain surgery it's just hopscotch
Who needs to win?

[Verse 2]
When you struggle what you get
All that trouble, tons of sweat
Gotta focus instead on etiquette
Who needs to win?

[Bridge]
Rhonda and Wanda I couldn't be fonder
Of you and all of your sports
But trying to be first
It brings out your worst
You get reffed up and all out of sorts
Hey!

[Verse 3]
Now you're out please let me pass
But I won't brag, that would be crass
Yeah it's best to keep hopping with taste and class
Who needs to win?

*Instrumental*

[Verse 4]
Now it's down to you and me
There's a crowd but I'm carefree
Win or lose I don't mind
I say c'est la vie
Which is French for that's life

[Outro]
I say who needs to win?
I don't
Who needs to-