Michael Christmas
Video Game
I told the constable to suck my dickable like a lunchable
That's the quote of the day
This a boss battle
Tick tick
[Verse 1]
This ain't no video game
Shit get real
Why smoke weed and play games like [still?]
Skip so much at school for the lunch
Then a n***a went skrrt like the batmobile
Live like Juice and I feel like Cube
But I'm not no local I go hard still
Ain't no bishops on the board right here
And the pen go hard in this song right here
I don't need no lotion, ashy hands support my mannerisms
And my sister beat you up if you don't like my raps, my n***a
Don't say shit about Tom Brady
End up mixed like Tom Collins
Y'all be sippin' that hater juice
Brand new taste from Odwalla
Imagine an awkward Godfather
In your house tryna fuck on your mom's momma
Rap n***as dressed like [paul crackers? tall crackers?]
N***a, I'm tryna live like a strong farmer
Ralph with a gold on his back
Don't you dare disrespect, I'm the son of a shepherd
Make a bitch go dumb, put the sugar on top
Put my dick in her ear: Def Leopard
Don't act like this is new
Smokey and a pigeon coop
Why you smokin' angel dust?
You supposed to check the blunt!
Havin' an erection sucks when teachers try to test you, huh?
I should just go fuck her once
Back to class after lunch
[two shay too ray?] got jokes
[this knock out mike can hit them folks?]
I'm not the type to get them jokes
You stare too long, come get this roast
Like BOY, you look like a old in the face ass Ivan Ooze with those famous footwear shoes on [...?]
This ain't no video game!
[Verse 2]
Bad Boy like Diddy
Harlem shakin' through the pressure
Know a girl named Vanessa
Her ass is bigger than my head, uh
She work at CVS
When she hears this, hope she feels special
But she'll never let me get it
'till I'm Soulja Boy Let Me Get Em
This ain't no video game
First person, I'm in last place
When it should be poppin' mad Ace
We at the bar with the sad face
Sold out, went Hollywood
But I'm on the bus with the cracked J's
And just cuz I won't answer my phone when you call for a favor
[?]
This ain't no video game!