Intercontinental Champion

In the stuido watching One Punch Man (ONE PUNCH MAN)
Being the intercontinental champion that I wanted to be

[Verse 1]
I think I’m Slash with the axe, Axl with the vocals
Don’t sit at this table it’s reserved for the locals
Waiter don’t bring me the jelly then I toast him
I’m getting cultured, your man a bird—vulture
Only stage dive if the crowd signing a waiver
I’m your favorite neighbor’s least favorite ex-neighbor
Cowboy hat n***as lookin’ like black slavers
Who got Wesley Snipes’ contact? I need a tax favor
We could jam, put it on my Instagram
Then that one snitch friend got us pinched again
Now Wesley gotta do the Blade moves
COs named Jesus
I just watched The Expendables so imma run a fade too
Janet Jones smokin’ on K2
Lost to Payton Manning, ain’t that n***a like ’82?
Critical condition like I’m tryna catch Mewtwo
Yall keep sayin Baby Huey
Watch a n***a had to mute you


[Hook]
Get your money up and bounce
Turnin’ intercontinental but I’m staying in the house
Like a billionaire inventor
Always runnin’ shit
I ain’t got no fucking gym membership
Smiling more than ever getting panties off of penmanship

[Verse 2]
I got the voice like I’m in Konvict Muzik
I’m kinda clueless how you guys go through this
I’m just losin less my bitches cuter
I gotta get papi that funky five dollars sooner
Or he gon’ shoot us
My enemies I’m close to
My close friends gettin’ roasted
I’m about to make a million and I don’t even know shit
I rock the same thermals all winter like I’m homeless
Best long john stretched out with the hoes in it
Tell me why [?]
And tell me why Michael Christmas look like Ryan Gosling
And tell me why I’m on the stage sweating like I’m boxing
Because I be drunk as hell—Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mispelling all the words to this song—Autocorrected
My fans love the afro—goin’ hard to protect it
My freshman year of higschool almost died from rejection
She lead me on again. I think she fucked my man

[Hook]