[Hook 1]
Peter (x13)

[Verse 1: The Bagel]
I met a man named Peter (Peter)
Met him at a parking meter (Peter)
He introduced me to his wife (Peter)
All he would do was beat her (Peter)
You really should not meet her (Peter)
It's too late, I've already seen her (Peter)

[Hook 1]
Peter (x14)

[Verse 2: MC Churro]
He loved to wear his sneakers (Peter)
Until he caught the fever (Peter)
He was a good public speaker (Peter)
He was always hella hella eager (Peter)
He started a cult, he was a leader (Peter)
Believed in a goat god, was a believer (Peter)
He invited his wife and he beat her (beat her)
That's why you should never meet her (Peter)

[Hook 1]
Peter (x10)