[Intro]
Ain't no penis that can fix it
You should keep your semen
I'm only telling you because I can't breathe

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm hard to slurp, find it hard to fuck
When it feels too good, I just suck yo toes
You want all my ass, I can't give that much
So don't lick to hard, 'cause I'm hard to slurp

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp

[Verse]
I got his bags packed like a storage
'Cause he kept going out like a shortage (Shortage)
Talking to bitches, acting suspicious
I don't even see how I ever adored this
You swear to God yo ass be at work (You lying)
If you is, you fucking the store clerk (Yup)
I'm not putting shit on delay, you put her on three-way
Or I'm selling yo shit on eBay (He gotta go)
You having an affair and don't even care (Nope)
Tell me you not there but you over there
Of course, you blame it on getting bored
But I cut n***** off from me like umbilical chords
I'm on my way to sleep so he hopped in the Jeep (Yup)
Sent her a Tweet, talking 'bout "Let's meet" (The fuck?)
I thought he was getting the Hennessy
Whole time he was out and about feeling on Kimberly
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm hard to slurp, find it hard to fuck
When it feels too good, I just suck yo toes
You want all my ass, I can't give that much
So don't lick to hard, 'cause I'm hard to slurp

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp

[Bridge]
I change the thongs
I'm all in 'til I moan
Got a lot to work out
'Til that dick's behind me
You know you don't
Play with pussy in the dark
Protect your foreskin
Ain't no goin' back once you cum
I'm tryna be nice

[Refrain]
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp
(Augh)
I'm hard to slurp